Climate change, gun laws, the general state of the world and plans for the future were evidently not the most pressing concerns at the presidential debate - apparently, it was golf. The most heated either candidate got during the entire debate was while arguing about golf handicaps, carrying one's own bag at the driving range, and who was more of a child in this situation. You really cannot make this up. The argument went a little something like this:
Biden: “Look, I'd be happy to have a driving contest with him. I got my handicap, which, when I was Vice President, down to a six. And by the way, I told you before, I'm happy to play golf if you carry your own bag. Think you can do it?”
Trump: “That's the biggest lie, that he's a six handicap of all. I was at eight handicaps. Eight. But I have.”
Biden: “I was at eight handicaps. Eight...”
Trump: “I've seen you swing. I know your swing. Let's not act like children.”
Biden: “You are a child.”
So, while we really have no idea what the candidates are proposing to solve the economy, prevent violence, or reduce climate change, we do now know that Biden has a six handicap in golf (although Trump does not seem to agree).
Possibly the last thing anyone expected to come out of this year’s presidential debate was a ship between the two candidates, but all the edits have almost convinced me that #TRIDEN is real. How else would you explain the tension, the petty arguments, the fact that Biden essentially asked Trump out on a golf date? Or perhaps the internet has convinced themselves of this to avoid thinking about the fact that one of these two men is almost guaranteed to become the next leader of one of the most powerful nations on the planet. Personally, I much prefer convincing myself that Trump and Biden are secretly in love with each other.